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Standard Demotivational Poster


TAGS: standards woman shoes
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Sho

boston - July 25, 2012, 10:18 pm
Lowered standards, Yes that is what has happened to our society 1111
Zetmonk - March 28, 2012, 11:06 am
Hah, brilliant!
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:14 pm
(carebear BANNED)

The Double Standard -

TAGS: double standard complain lock key
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Ism

5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:01 pm
I have been without a comp for over a year. I missed my 2% crew. 5L then
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2013, 7:34 am
I believe this was made with the new poster creator. The Format has changed for the better. Welcome back my friend.
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:02 am
I just got back here. I won't vote until I see what the standards are for "motifake format" MODS, can you help a brotha out? Otherwise, it kicks ass.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2013, 5:49 am
Good illu5tration.


TAGS: standards and those who lack them
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Sean

GreyScorpion - September 4, 2010, 6:30 pm
Chopperliscious - October 28, 2009, 8:04 am
Well said, well said hear hear.
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:37 am
Dammit... I've been the problem all along.


TAGS: daylight saving time calendar standard
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - March 12, 2013, 10:42 pm
Sometimes ya see a melon and ya just wanna pee on it….
Greeny - March 12, 2013, 7:21 pm
Wagging tails & butt sniffin at its finest!
spacedog - March 12, 2013, 5:48 pm
Okay, I've filled a few white trash bags in my youth. I'm guessing it hasn't changed much. ;)
GaryO - March 12, 2013, 10:42 am
Naw, it’s where we pick up roadside litter and whores...see ya on the corner
spacedog - March 11, 2013, 7:31 pm
(ppssst...whutzis community swervisiss? Spraying fire hydrants and sniffink beer cans?)
GaryO - March 11, 2013, 7:02 pm
Hizzhonor: ‘Too bad for you, Mr Dog, you are guilty by association, and Mr O named names’……………
spacedog - March 11, 2013, 5:48 pm
Seriously, yer Honor, I was juss mining my own bizznizz. I didnt do nuthin. XD
Greeny - March 11, 2013, 5:53 am
Probation and *sips vodka* Community Service!
GaryO - March 10, 2013, 10:07 pm
So few posters, so many names…………’space’ ‘Greeny’…what are the chances I’d type one of your names correctly from the attic row…and that, yer honor, is what happened
Greeny - March 10, 2013, 9:27 pm
Geez... thanks, Kai
GaryO - March 10, 2013, 4:26 pm
Ah, Dali savings time…..only he could depict it so well…oh, and you too, space. (Geez, dawg, when you roll, you rock) 5L

DOUBLE STANDARDS - Yeah, I've got them. But I'm Bi-polar, what's your excuse?


TAGS: setting the standards ice
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

agdaniele - September 26, 2010, 12:00 pm
He's useful... pretty much a paperweight for that cool avatar.
TheTrashHeap - September 26, 2010, 11:53 am
Tools are useful!
TheTrashHeap - September 26, 2010, 11:52 am
ICE! Show some respect! Don't call Mooooooooooooooooooo a tool!!!
ICEMAN - September 26, 2010, 11:30 am
Speaking of tools, where's Moooooooo. Doesn't he usually lurk this time of day? ;)
agdaniele - September 26, 2010, 11:18 am
Ha! I do belive you've identified the right tool for the job!
ICEMAN - September 26, 2010, 11:14 am
@ Aggy, wouldn't a feeler gauge be more appropriate for that?
AdmiralAckbar - September 18, 2010, 10:37 am
he s not impressed
agdaniele - September 18, 2010, 2:03 am
One needs another position... and an outside caliper.
agdaniele - September 18, 2010, 2:02 am
Woof.... you're looking at the girls all wrong... it's the wrong caliper.


TAGS: guess who poster i d do her before and after notthat i m a standard beauty is in the eye of the beholder hammy eye of the beholder
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 11:58 am
Agreed! We've had enough fake women .....
mikieelmo - November 6, 2010, 11:49 am
she is hot with our without makeup
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 10:50 pm
haters going to hait=2imit=235
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:22 pm
Wise Man To Quote such A Wise Man. ( and I know...It still Bugs Me though..)
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 9:17 pm
~mark twain, and they are out there. care about the comments from the regs not the votes.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:01 pm
That is One Deep Trap :D And Someone Just Bombed My Ass :
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:40 pm
I'm Sure You can hehe
GreyScorpion - November 5, 2010, 8:39 pm
more like in the hand of the Beerholder..I can drink 'em pretty...
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:38 pm
You Like em Natural Eh :D (Fucked Up Tags FTW !)
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:33 pm
I'd take the one on the right.


TAGS: crap licker lower standards poster
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 2:10 pm
unleash the beast 5L
5150monkeylove - December 25, 2010, 12:15 am
I wonder if the camera has a Vibrate function?
5150monkeylove - December 25, 2010, 12:12 am
Thanks, Space! are you allowed to vote yet?
5150monkeylove - December 25, 2010, 12:09 am
I don't know how much longer i will be on, so if my better half and I miss you, merry whatever!
spacedog - December 25, 2010, 12:09 am
Well done 5150.
Claire - December 25, 2010, 12:00 am
Hehe (May get on later, I'm on Skype).
5150monkeylove - December 24, 2010, 11:47 pm
I am NOT an Iron! -Peter Griffin (I'm on vent)
Claire - December 24, 2010, 11:45 pm
Ha! Ironically, I may go shooting when I get to my other grandparents' house in Mississippi.
5150monkeylove - December 24, 2010, 11:42 pm
oh, I forgot to say lol! please don't kill me
5150monkeylove - December 24, 2010, 11:40 pm
All psyched for gifts? Or do Texans just go out a-shootin, and grill the nfirst thing they hit?
Claire - December 24, 2010, 11:36 pm
Haha. Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukkah and all that.
5150monkeylove - December 24, 2010, 11:36 pm
I could of gone with the traditional 2 girl 1 cup tryouts joke, But i wanted to unleash some feelings
5150monkeylove - December 24, 2010, 11:35 pm
Oh, and happy whatever-it-is!
Claire - December 24, 2010, 11:34 pm
Hehehe... I just read it. :) A very fitting picture as well.
5150monkeylove - December 24, 2010, 11:33 pm
I think only a few of us will get this poster. I am prepared to be bombed on this one
Claire - December 24, 2010, 11:31 pm
o hai
5150monkeylove - December 24, 2010, 11:31 pm
Hi Claire!

INTERNET EXPLORER - If this is the "standard" of the internet, I'd hate to see inferiority.

FARM ANIMALS - Yeah they have WMDs there too. Thats right I said it...Cows...Moooo bitch!!

TAGS: standards
Rating: 1.84/5

STANDARDS - They get pretty low when a relative habitually touches you down below

TAGS: standards tattoo lesbians freak freaks kissing marijuana pancakes
Rating: 1.77/5

More motifakes by aPauling

CANADA - July 22, 2009, 4:41 pm
from the little bit i can se of the blue chick i would to
Shelby - January 4, 2009, 9:41 pm
you also have to take into consideration the fact that she's holding a joint. When the shits that good you'll fuck anyone
Porcelina - October 1, 2008, 10:24 pm
I'd fuck the blue haired bitch..

STANDARDS - Gives new meaning to "Go Ugly Early" This is why we dont get too drunk way too early gentlemen.

TAGS: standards
Rating: 1.56/5

Life -



TAGS: cubby high bar standards itty bitty
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Cubbybear - October 25, 2010, 9:16 pm
Hey...as long as she has all her teeth and doesn't smell like onions...why not
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 25, 2010, 11:37 am
+paper bag+alcohol+last call....I guess I'd hit it too.
Cubbybear - October 25, 2010, 10:32 am
I'd still hit it though...5/5


TAGS: long list of standard features maserati
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Airman

AdmiralAckbar - October 31, 2010, 10:11 pm
butter face or not mooo if she is actually about to do what we think she is I would be rofl the whole time and then post it on the internet.
Derek - October 30, 2010, 4:28 am
Rather unfriendly divider though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2010, 1:50 am
I call Butterface and shenanigans. But I like the car.
AdmiralAckbar - October 30, 2010, 1:38 am
So you going to throw her in the back seat so you can sit up front. I call backseat with a video camera. This is going to be a good show.
GreyScorpion - October 30, 2010, 1:28 am
I call stick shift!!, ..no wait, that didn't sound right...I call potatoe!
agdaniele - October 30, 2010, 1:25 am
I call shotgun!


TAGS: moderators standards cops
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

GreyScorpion - September 3, 2010, 9:11 am
I'm sorry Icono, but it's those damn doughnuts they keep sending me! mmmm, blueberry doughnuts....omnomnom.
Iconoclast - September 3, 2010, 7:24 am
While we may not always appreciate the work of the Mods, the observance of basic rules is an essential for any community, lest it dissolve in anarchy. Thanks for your efforts, even when mystifying to the rest of us.
agdaniele - September 3, 2010, 1:26 am
Touche - 5

IT'S OKAY FOR A WOMAN TO HIT A MAN. - I'll be a gentleman and let her get the first swing before I let her find out the hard way that I'm a level three in Krav Maga.

TAGS: double standard krav maga
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

nicholsjoshua15 - September 20, 2015, 8:04 pm
I just wanted to show that women can be strong as men. Good piont though.
nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:22 pm
She's not being threatening though. She looks like a nice lady. She just wants to look good and or be healthy and or adhere to her own standard of beauty. You should use a picture of one of those mean spirited feminazi protestors instead.

PEACOCKS - Now in standard and emo versions

TAGS: peacock emo standard hair rainbow retard bitch
Rating: 2.72/5

More motifakes by Coberloco

Mr.danger260 - September 21, 2009, 9:40 pm
Zeich Heil,Grammar!
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 12:39 pm
o look at that, I missed spelled wrong, you gona jump on that too? I see you also go by grammar-nazi, looking to add spelling?
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 12:37 pm
hey knowitall why dont you come to canada so i can kick you in the head a few times. whats wron with what shes doing? she looks hot
knowitall - August 18, 2009, 12:23 pm
i love to rip that goofy ass black thing out of her lip and kick her in the head a few times.
Pirate? - July 18, 2009, 9:47 pm
Yes, Yes You Are Pathetic.
Sneaker - July 18, 2009, 8:13 pm
but either way ... even with that epic groseness biodeath displayed bottom line ... she's effin hawt ... i wish i knew girls like that all i know r fat chicks ... and 2 hawt ones ... but they're not my style .. .yes i'm pathetic saying this on the net lol
Phage - May 30, 2009, 8:45 am
She is pretty cute...I dig the hair.
Milky - February 25, 2009, 6:48 pm
Epic fucking hotness
Biodeath - February 8, 2009, 12:34 am
Dude, what about my best work yet, 2 girls one finger? 2 kids one sandbox was a good one. MMM, MMM Bitch. Shit, rule 35 motherfuckers
LogicDude - February 7, 2009, 1:14 pm
Maybe that IS biodeath in 1man1jar...now it all makes sense!
HtD - February 7, 2009, 2:03 am
I think biodeath is the reason why things like 2G1C and 1man1jar have been created.
biodeath - February 7, 2009, 12:03 am
I wanna fuck her in the ass while Porcelina sits on her face with massive diarrhea, and then I would vomit in Porcelinas mouth and when she swallows, I cum.
Porcelina - January 7, 2009, 7:27 pm
HtD - January 7, 2009, 2:56 pm
So, is this considered bestiality?
barry forton - January 7, 2009, 2:52 pm
Porcelina are you a lesbian?
Lloyd - December 5, 2008, 12:01 am
Camera whore... instant turn-off.
Porcelina - November 25, 2008, 5:23 pm
emo as hell.. but I would do her.. oh god would I...
Cubbybear - November 25, 2008, 12:17 pm
She looks like a screamer
Suh-weet - November 25, 2008, 11:53 am
She's beautiful.

I Was Offered Sex Today -

TAGS: morals standards integrity character work
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Silverheart - April 3, 2015, 5:22 pm

I like Scrubbing Bubbles Mega Shower Foamer, it penetrates to dissolve and remove soap scum. (in ca5e she has a sister)
Reality Lord - April 3, 2015, 11:41 am

well played my friend, well played

Double Standards -

TAGS: double standards women men
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 27, 2015, 11:08 pm
Simply 'cuz when you guys leave the seat up it does not automatically upgrade the toilet to a bidet...teehee
Swampfox - March 27, 2015, 5:08 pm
Why aren't they grateful we raised the seat?
TheSanityInspector - March 27, 2015, 4:46 pm
Hear, hear!

Acute Observation -

CATHOLIC SCHOOL UNIFORMS - There's something to be said for standardization!


TAGS: standard marital compromise tactics
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Reality Lord - February 9, 2016, 1:09 pm

Darlin you been missed
Reality Lord - February 9, 2016, 1:09 pm

Darlin you been missed
mizzdizz - February 9, 2016, 2:32 am
Nice take on a classic joke! Very cute! 5L! RL, same goes to you! Two good laughs in 1 Poster---SCORE!!!
Reality Lord - February 8, 2016, 9:44 pm

LOL5....been there. now i have an ex and i sure do miss the dog

A Man -

TAGS: men women dating beauty standards
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by blesic

EmilioDumphque - July 16, 2015, 5:19 pm
Life can be trying for the amateur gynecologist...I hear.
blesic - July 16, 2015, 11:10 am
Very funny.
blesic - July 16, 2015, 11:10 am
Thank you very much.
mizzdizz - July 16, 2015, 6:29 am
Okay, I'm not paranoid. The evil symbol fairy, who is also in charge of auto-correct, really IS out to get me! I wonder if I can get away with the childish term 'nakey' instead of naked?
mizzdizz - July 16, 2015, 6:25 am
I am finally a victim of auto-correct! boobles? WTF? Auto-correct is my wurst enema!
mizzdizz - July 16, 2015, 6:23 am
LOL! He just wants to see something naked...oh, and b o o b I e s, MEN! rolling eyes! 5 LOL lions

Women -

The Cynic's Dictionary -